DON'T BE A GONK. BE A LEGEND. NO PROMISES. NO UTILITY. JUST STREET CRED. GET YOUR EDDIES! CORPOS HAVE DOLLARS. LEGENDS HAVE EDDIES. NO ROADMAP. NO REVOLUTION. JUST EDDIES.
DON'T BE A GONK. BE A LEGEND.✳NO PROMISES. NO UTILITY. JUST STREET CRED.✳GET YOUR EDDIES!✳CORPOS HAVE DOLLARS. LEGENDS HAVE EDDIES.✳NO ROADMAP. NO REVOLUTION. JUST EDDIES.✳
DON'T BE A GONK. BE A LEGEND.✳NO PROMISES. NO UTILITY. JUST STREET CRED.✳GET YOUR EDDIES!✳CORPOS HAVE DOLLARS. LEGENDS HAVE EDDIES.✳NO ROADMAP. NO REVOLUTION. JUST EDDIES.✳
DON'T BE A GONK. BE A LEGEND.✳NO PROMISES. NO UTILITY. JUST STREET CRED.✳GET YOUR EDDIES!✳CORPOS HAVE DOLLARS. LEGENDS HAVE EDDIES.✳NO ROADMAP. NO REVOLUTION. JUST EDDIES.✳
DON'T BE A GONK. BE A LEGEND.✳NO PROMISES. NO UTILITY. JUST STREET CRED.✳GET YOUR EDDIES!✳CORPOS HAVE DOLLARS. LEGENDS HAVE EDDIES.✳NO ROADMAP. NO REVOLUTION. JUST EDDIES.✳
DON'T BE A GONK. BE A LEGEND.✳NO PROMISES. NO UTILITY. JUST STREET CRED.✳GET YOUR EDDIES!✳CORPOS HAVE DOLLARS. LEGENDS HAVE EDDIES.✳NO ROADMAP. NO REVOLUTION. JUST EDDIES.✳
DON'T BE A GONK. BE A LEGEND.✳NO PROMISES. NO UTILITY. JUST STREET CRED.✳GET YOUR EDDIES!✳CORPOS HAVE DOLLARS. LEGENDS HAVE EDDIES.✳NO ROADMAP. NO REVOLUTION. JUST EDDIES.✳
DON'T BE A GONK. BE A LEGEND.✳NO PROMISES. NO UTILITY. JUST STREET CRED.✳GET YOUR EDDIES!✳CORPOS HAVE DOLLARS. LEGENDS HAVE EDDIES.✳NO ROADMAP. NO REVOLUTION. JUST EDDIES.✳
DON'T BE A GONK. BE A LEGEND.✳NO PROMISES. NO UTILITY. JUST STREET CRED.✳GET YOUR EDDIES!✳CORPOS HAVE DOLLARS. LEGENDS HAVE EDDIES.✳NO ROADMAP. NO REVOLUTION. JUST EDDIES.✳
AND NOW, A COMPLETELY RIDICULOUS DEMONSTRATION.
DON'T BE A GONK. BE A LEGEND.
Same choom. Bigger ego.
AS SEEN ON THIS SCREEN!
EXHIBIT AGONK.
STATUS: BROKE
EXHIBIT BLEGEND.*
STATUS: HAS EDDIES
*Dramatization. Same unimpressed choom. The badge does absolutely nothing.
CORPOS HAVE DOLLARS. LEGENDS HAVE EDDIES.
BUT WAIT. OUR FOUNDER'S IN ON IT, TOO.
EVEN THE FOUNDER'S BROKE. WHAT A GONK.
He can only afford to scoop up about 2% of the supply. That leaves 98% for you legends to fight over!
BIG TALK. TINY SCOOP.
ACTUAL LAUNCH PURCHASE2%
ACTUAL PURCHASE CONFIRMED
The founder purchased 2% of the supply at launch. The remaining supply is not reserved for the community.
STILL WATCHING? HERE ARE THE DETAILS.
KNOW YOUR EDDIES.
NO PROMISES. NO UTILITY. JUST STREET CRED.
EDDIES ($EDDIES) is a live Solana meme coin, launched on Pump.fun. 1,000,000,000 tokens minted.
The founder purchased 2% of the supply at launch (20,000,000 EDDIES). This is a purchase, not a reserved or guaranteed allocation. The remaining supply is not reserved for the community. Founder holdings may be sold, and no lockup is guaranteed.
READ THE FINE PRINT
The founder purchased 2% of the token supply at launch. This was a purchase, not a reserved or guaranteed allocation.
The founder may sell up to half of the initial position over time and currently intends to retain the remainder as a longer-term speculative holding.
No holding period, lockup, or future sale restriction is guaranteed.
The remaining supply is not formally reserved for the community. The 98% line is an advertising joke, not a guaranteed community allocation. The illustrations are satirical and do not promise financial gains.
